Chapter 1-Me+you 2=3

Jeff Carter placed his hands on the familiar curves of a blonde he became used to over the past four years. The blonde he was dancing with was Holly, his former neighbor and now roommate, if you wanted to call her that. They were neighbors for three years before Jeff bought his condo in Old City and asked her to move in with him, when Holly agreed, Jeff had someone to come home to so he could relieve his frustrations on the ice.

Jeff and Holly weren’t together romantically, but they were physical with each other. Soon after meeting, they started a friends with benefits relationship. Jeff would come home after a win or a loss and fulfill his every fantasy that he had ever had about a woman with Holly. Whether it was tying her up, having sex in a jacuzzi, or against the picture window, Jeff did it and he loved every minute of it.

Never once did Holly complain, she loved sex just as much as Jeff did. Neither one of them were committed to having sex with just each other. Both of them had their fair share of sexual partners but none of their conquests could satisfy their needs quite like they could.

“I want you, right now,” Jeff whispered in Holly’s ear as they continued dancing. She could smell the whiskey on his breath and it was turning her on knowing that even though they were drunk, they were turning each other on.

“It’s a public place, Jeffy,” she slurred as Mike Richards walked over to them.

“How about I take you into the bathroom up by the VIP room and you can put your pretty mouth on my cock and suck me off until I see stars.”

“Mmm,” Holly moaned, “I loved to but I have other things on my mind tonight.”

“Really,” Jeff smirked as Mike got closer.

“I’ve been really thinking about how badly I’ve wanted to fuck the two of you at the same time. What do you say that you make it happen? I’ve done all of your fantasies, but not once have you done mine.”

“I’m not gay,” Jeff said offended, “No way!”

“Come on, imagine how hot it will be while you fuck me from behind as I suck his dick. I’ll be screaming your name while pleasing your best friend.”

Jeff gulped loudly and Holly felt him get hard as she turned around and rubbed herself against his crotch causing him to groan as Mike finally stepped in front of them.

“We’re ready to go,” Mike said, “Danny’s driving since he’s the DD tonight.

“You’re dancing with me first, Captain,” Holly said pulling him in front of her. Jeff went to back away and leave the two of them alone when she pulled him against her back as she began grinding on Mike.

Mike smirked and put his hands on her waist as the three of them danced together, “What do you say Jeff? Is merrier the more tonight,” she asked seductively as she turned around and grabbed his crotch giving him a kiss.

“Let’s get the hell out of here,” he said, “Bring Richards with you.”

Jeff headed for the door where other members of the Flyers were currently gathering to leave. Holly grabbed Mike’s hand and drug him to the door.

“Where are we going,” he asked.

“Back to mine and Jeff’s place for some fun,” she whispered in his ear grazing his earlobe with her teeth and Mike rushed for the door with her.

“You three be good now,” Danny said, “Sleep this shit off.”

“Whatever,” Jeff said slamming the door as they stumbled up the driveway giggling and laughing like drunken college kids.

“Are you sure you’re okay with me sleeping with her,” Mike asked Jeff, “I know she’s your girl and all.”

“She wants a three some, me fucking her from behind while she blows you.”

Mike gulped as Jeff locked the door behind them, “Jeff,” Holly called from down the hall, “Are you coming or what?”

“I’ll be coming shortly, don’t worry,” he smirked cockily as he removed his jacket and his shoes. Mike followed suit and followed Jeff down the hall to his bedroom where Holly was kneeling in the middle of the bed in one of Jeff’s shirts.

“What do we do now,” Mike asked not sure of what to do. He was very well experienced when it came to sex but he was a rookie when it came to threesomes.

“Both of you, take your pants off and fuck me,” Holly demanded throwing the t-shirt to the floor. Mike was the first one to make a move as he stripped out of his clothes quickly before jumping on top of her on the bed. His lips locked with hers and she ran her hands down his stomach and grasped his throbbing erection in her hand, “Fuck me right now, Mike,” she demanded as he entered her not caring if Jeff was still standing there not doing anything but just watching the both of them.

Mike groaned as he entered her and she hissed digging her nails into his back. Jeff pushed him away from her knowing this wasn’t part of the deal and he flipped her over and entered her from behind. Mike knelt down in front of her face and she took him in her mouth. Jeff groaned as he watched her sucking Mike off while jerking him off at the same time wishing it was him she was doing it too but he got the sweetest part of it all by just being in her.

“Holly, I’m so close,” Mike groaned as Holly moaned when Jeff hit her g-spot.

Mike came and Holly swallowed every last drop of what he released and Jeff was close to finishing up. Mike sat watching his best friend fuck Holly and he cursed Jeff for being so lucky and having someone regularly to fuck that was just as freaky as he was.

“FUCK HOLLY,” Jeff screamed as Holly clamped herself around his cock.

“I’m so fucking close,” she moaned looking up at Mike and taking his hands as she came moaning Jeff’s name as loud as she possibly could. Jeff collapsed on top of her kissing the back of her neck as Holly placed feather kisses on Mike’s chest.

The three of them passed out not long after, the alcohol finally overtaking the adrenaline from the erotic experience that the three of them had just experienced together.

Holly woke up the next day with Jeff’s arm around her waist. She reached for Mike who had fallen asleep in the bed with them but he wasn’t there. She heard the shower on in Jeff’s room and she slowly removed Jeff’s arm from around her and walked over to the bathroom. She reached into her purse and took her birth control pill that she took every morning and walked into the bathroom.

She smirked as she saw Mike’s naked frame behind the glass, she opened the door and got in behind him.

“Hey,” she said startling him as he turned around.

“Hi,” he smiled suddenly feeling awkward.

“Sorry about Jeff pushing you away last night,” she said running her hands down his chest towards his morning wood.

“It’s okay,”

“It’s not very fair that he got to have all of the fun last night,” Holly said leaning up to kiss Mike.

Mike wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her to him, “Then let me show you what I planned on doing to you,” he whispered huskily dropping to his knees and licking her heat.

“Mike,” she hissed throwing her head back against the wall, “FUCK,” she screamed as he sucked on her bud.

“Tell me what you want,” he demanded as he inserted his fingers inside of her.

“I want you inside of me, right now,” she moaned as Mike went to work with his tongue.

Mike smirked as he made her come with his mouth. Lifting her up, she wrapped her legs around his waist and he entered her swiftly.

“I don’t have a condom,” he suddenly realized stopping for a second.

“I’m on the pill, I just took it before I came in here,” Holly said grinding herself against Mike encouraging him to keep going.

“Ask and you shall receive,” he said pulling out of her completely before thrusting back in causing her to dig her nails into his skin. Mike hissed in pain but it was quickly taken over by the pleasure he was getting from fucking Holly.

“Faster,” she moaned as Mike picked up the pace.

“You feel so good, Holly,” Mike groaned biting her shoulder.

“FUCK,” she screamed as her walls clamped around Mike, “Oh God!”

Mike felt himself spill inside of her and she went to slide down the wall, “Oh God, Holly,” he said holding her in place.

“If we woke Jeff up, he’s going to be so pissed.”

Mike laughed kissing her forehead as they finished showering before getting dressed to head over to Ben Eager’s house for the Philadelphia Eagles vs. Minnesota Vikings game.

“Favre, really,” Mike asked as Holly got in the car.

“Yeah, Favre! Do you have a fucking problem with that,” she asked and Mike shook his head no.

“So, Jeff’s pissed,” Mike said, “He refused to take a shower this morning, and he used the one in your room because he said we contaminated his shower and we were inconsiderate.”

“He always finds something to bitch about,” she replied, “He’s a fucking diva.”

“Notice how we’re both ready to go and in the car and he’s still fucking getting dressed.”

“He’s going to be late for his own funeral, I swear.”

Mike and Holly made small talk about her job that she had just started at one of the hospitals in Philadelphia. Jeff got into the car fifteen minutes later and scowled at both Mike and Holly who were laughing.

“It’s about time, diva,” Holly joked causing Mike to laugh but Jeff didn’t find it funny.

“Yeah, well the next time you two decide to fuck in the shower, how about using Holly’s instead of mine. I have to hire a fucking hazmat crew to clean it.”

“Stop being overdramatic,” Holly said, “Better yet, don’t talk to me the rest of the day. I can’t fucking stand you sometimes.”

“Whatever,” Jeff said, “Fuck you!”

Mike sat in the passenger side of the car and smiled apologetically at Holly who looked like she was ready to cry at any minute.

They arrived at Ben’s house in Haddonfield, New Jersey and Holly quickly got out of the car. Slamming the door behind her, she headed up the driveway.

“You really pissed her off,” Mike said watching her.

“She’ll get over it,” Jeff shrugged following him.

Mike knocked on the door as he reached where Holly was and Ben opened the door, “Well, look who decided to show up.”

“We wouldn’t have been late if Jeff would stop acting like such a bitch.”

Ben laughed as Holly stormed past him and flopped down on the vacant couch. Jeff sat down next to her, as did Mike.

“Are we missing something here,” Ben smirked causing everybody to look at them, “All three of you have hickeys on your neck.”

“What the fuck are you looking at,” Jeff barked causing everybody to snap their heads back in the direction of the TV.

Derian Hatcher arrived after halftime his wife and five kids. The Vikings were winning, which gave Holly bragging rights in front of all of the guys.

“Stop yelling,” Holly said rubbing her head that was still throbbing because she was hungover despite all of the Advil that she had taken.

“It’s not our fault that you got drunk and fucked both Richie and Carts,” Ben said causing Derian to yell.

“Watch your mouth around the kids, please? I don’t need them repeating everything that you say.”

Ben apologized while rolling his eyes before his Rottweiler, Bruiser jumped up between Jeff and Holly.

“Fat bastard,” Jeff muttered as the dog maneuvered his way in between them. He pushed Jeff and Holly farther apart. Jeff watched as she got tired and laid her head on Mike’s shoulder.

“Your dog is a motherfucking fat ass cocksucker,” Jeff told Ben causing him to laugh and shoo the dog off of the couch.

“He has feelings too,” Ben said holding him by the collar in front of Jeff, “Now give him a kiss and tell him that you are sorry.”

“Fuck no, I’m not kissing a dog.”

“I think if you don’t kiss him, Holly won’t fuck you anymore. I’m still jealous that the two of you fucked her last night. Richie, how was the threesome?”

“What’s a threesome,” Chase, Derian’s oldest son asked.

“Eager, what the hell did I say about your mouth in front of my kids. Nothing Chase, go play videogames upstairs with Kelton.

“Okay,” Chase said defeated walking up the stairs to Ben’s room where his brother was playing PS3.

“How the hell did you find out,” Jeff asked Ben as the two of them went to the kitchen to get more beer.

“I’m not stupid,” Ben smiled, “I may be stupid but come on, Richie is wearing your shirt and his jeans from last night and all three of you have hickeys on your neck. You are one lucky son of a bitch.”

Jeff rolled his eyes, “Whatever, it’s not happening again.”

“Worst experience of my life, I have to wear this fucker’s clothes.”

“At least I gave you a shirt and a toothbrush, I could have made it obvious to everybody that you fucked Holly just like I did.”

“You two sound gay.”

“This is why I didn’t want to do it in the first place.”

“Let’s just forget it ever happened, Eags, please just keep your mouth shut and don’t tell anyone else or so help me God, I’ll have you traded,” Mike warned.

“Whatever,” Ben said leaving the kitchen.

“I’m going to head back to my place since I left my car here last night,” Mike said, “Are you okay?”

“Yeah, I’m fine,” Jeff lied shaking his hand, “I’ll see you at practice tomorrow.”

Mike left and Jeff walked back into the living room and sat back on the couch next to Holly. As Jeff looked at her, he vowed to punish her for what she made him do. Jeff finished watching the game with a smirk on his face thinking of his next fantasy and all of the things he wanted to do to Holly to make up for the hell she had put him through the previous night.