Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Chapter 2-The Sweetest Sin

Jeff came home from his afternoon game against the New York Rangers to find a note on the kitchen counter from Holly. Picking it up to read it, he slammed the note down on the counter and grabbed the dinner plate that Holly had left for him out of the refrigerator along with a beer.

Jeff took the aluminum foil off of the plate and put it in the microwave before going into his room to change out of his suit. Placing his suit on the rack in the hall where he always put it so that Holly would take it to the dry cleaner across the street from where she worked, he went back into his room.

Removing his pants and dress shirt, Jeff walked back towards the kitchen clad in just his boxers, Grabbing the plate out of the microwave, he sat down at the counter and started reading the note that Holly left for him again.

Dickhead,

I went shopping for a Halloween costume; feel free to eat the chicken parmesan that I laced with arsenic, so I can kill your fucking ass. If I’m not home by eleven, then I’m not coming home and you can go fuck yourself and I hope you fucking die.

XOXO, Holly.


“Fuck you bitch,” Jeff said crumbling the note in his hand and tossing it in the trash can. Sniffing the chicken just in case she did lace it with something, Jeff took a bite. When nothing happen after the first bite, Jeff ate it then went into the refrigerator to look for leftovers that he knew were there since Holly made enough for his teammates too in case they decided to come over for dinner after the game.

When he was finished, he put his plate in the dishwasher and went into the living room. Turning on the Xbox and the TV, Jeff grabbed his headset and began a round of Madden 07 with Ben Eager and RJ Umberger.

Holly walked around the King of Prussia mall looking for something she could turn into a costume or just find a costume. Walking into the Spencer’s Gifts, Holly looked around their Halloween section. Looking at the Playboy bunny costume, she pulled out her phone to call Mike.

“Hey, Holly,” he said when he finally answered, “What’s up?”

“Not much, out shopping for a Halloween costume and I just found the perfect costume but I need you to buy the one that matches in order for this to work.”

“What costume is it?”

“I was going to be a playboy bunny but I need you to be Hugh Hefner in order to make this work.”

“I’ll do it,” Mike laughed, “But I think you should ask Jeff first.”

“I’m not asking him shit.”

“Are you still mad at him?”

“Come on, Mike, mad isn’t the word. Like honestly, he acted like a little fucking kid and has given me the silent treatment every day this week.”

“No sex?”

“If I was getting sex, I wouldn’t be as pissy as I am right now.”

Mike laughed and Holly could have punched him in the face if he was in front of her, “Are you going to be Hugh Hefner or not?”

“I’ll be Hugh,” Mike said, “Where are you?”

“I’m at the King of Prussia mall shopping for a Halloween costume.”

“Want to meet me for dinner tonight? The guys are all pissed off about the game and don’t want to go out and I really don’t want to go out by myself.”

“Sure,” Holly said, “Just tell me where to meet you.”

“I was going to come meet you now if that’s okay.”

“I’m actually in a Victoria’s Secret jogging outfit right now and I look a mess. I’m going to go home and take a shower then get dressed, where are we going?”

“I was thinking South Philly Bar and Grill, is that okay with you? If not, we can go somewhere else.”

“That’s fine,” Holly said grabbing the costumes off the shelf before heading to the cash register, “Just text me when you are on your way to pick me up, I’m going to pay for these then I’m going to go home and hopefully the jackass is fucking passed out drunk and sleeping because if he says one word, I’m going to fucking kill him.”

Mike laughed, “Be ready at seven and I’ll pick you up.”

“What time is it now,” Holly asked.

“It’s five thirty.”

“Ugh, fuck! Go figure, you would leave me only an hour and a half to get dressed when it takes half an hour to get home.”

“Shut up,” Mike laughed, “Just be ready at seven.”

“Alright, bye,” Holly smiled hanging up the phone before paying for the costumes.

Driving home in silence was the best thing that Holly could have asked for but it also made her think. Both she and Jeff had never gone this long without talking to each other and it made her really angry that Jeff was giving her the silent treatment because she slept with someone else.

Holly knew she wasn’t the only girl that Jeff slept around with and she didn’t know why it bothered him so much that she had slept with Mike. It’s not like Mike was the first guy Jeff knew that Holly slept with. There were others but Jeff didn’t know and Holly now knew why she kept it that way.

Shutting the car off after pulling into the garage, Holly made her way through the kitchen. Jeff was sprawled out on the couch in his boxers playing Madden 07 and yelling into the headset.

“Ever heard of clothes,” she asked as she walked by.

“Fuck you, it’s not like you’ve never saw me naked before,” Jeff fired back as he continued to talk to whoever he was talking to on the headset. Holly presumed it was either Ben or RJ.

Holly rolled her eyes and walked into her bedroom shutting the door behind her and locking it. It took all she could not to pause the game that Jeff was currently playing, so that she could have her way with him.

Throwing her clothes into the hamper, she walked into her bathroom and turned on the shower. Finishing in less than five minutes, a new record for herself, she dried her hair and opened her closet to look for something to wear.

It wasn’t a date with Mike, just two friends hanging out. They did it all of the time with Jeff and the other guys, so why would tonight be any different?

Deciding on a black denim skirt that went slightly passed her knees and denim booties to match with a light blue hooded shirt that Derian and Heather had bought her for her birthday; she sprayed her perfume lightly when she heard a car horn out front. Throwing her wallet, lipstick, and phone into her Coach wristlet that she had gotten from Jeff as a present, she walked to the living room.

“Where are you going,” Jeff asked pausing the game.

“I’m going out.”

“With who,” he asked.

“None of your damn business.”

“Fuck you then,” he said as she slammed the door behind her. Jumping up from the couch, Jeff walked towards the door and that’s when he noticed her outfit and he had to swallow the lump that was in his throat as he watched her ass sway from side to side in the tight skirt.

Jeff felt the blood rush to his head when he noticed it was Mike who was waiting for her. It made him angrier when he saw her lean over the console and give Mike a kiss on the cheek.

Storming into the living room to grab his phone off of the coffee table, Jeff opened up a new text to Holly’s number.

What the fuck do you think you’re doing?


“How’d you get by the nazi,” Mike joked as they headed to South Philly.

“Told him to go fuck himself and walked out of the door,” Holly replied as she pulled the iPhone out of her wristlet.

“Who was it,” Mike asked already knowing who it was.

“That would be Jeff asking me what the fuck I think I am doing.”

Mike smiled and patted her knee, “Tell him going to watch the Phillies in the playoffs while getting hammered with his best friend since he wanted to be a jackass.”

“He can suck my nonexistent dick!”

“Such harsh words!”

“Fuck you!”

Mike laughed as they arrived at the South Philly Bar and Grill. Quickly ordering a pitcher of beer, they sat down at the bar and watched the game going unnoticed for a little while.

“Ever done a body shot before,” Holly asked as she looked at Mike from across the table.

Mike grinned, “Come on Holly, do I look like a guy who has never tried body shots?”

“I guess that was a stupid question!”

Mike smirked before standing up, “Pick your poison: Jose or Jim?”

“Well since we just did four shots of my boy Jack, I’m going to pick his BFF Jim.”

“Jim Beam it is,” Mike said before heading to the bar.

Holly’s phone vibrated across the table and when she picked it up, she saw that she had another text message from Jeff.

Where R U?

I’m out!

Can I come meet U?

I don’t think that’s a good idea

Y because ur with Mike?


That’s none of your business


I think it is my business when 2 of my best friends R fucking behind my back

We’re not fucking behind your back


Y R U out with him then?

Jeff, just go fuck yourself and leave me alone


Mike came back to the table smiling with a bottle of Jim Beam. Holly turned her phone off and put it in her wristlet before setting it on the booth next to her.

“Come on, lay on the table,” Mike smirked as Holly laid back and lifted her shirt. Mike placed a cherry in her mouth and poured the liquor in her belly button. He flicked the ring with his finger and smiled as he leaned down and sucked the alcohol off her stomach before taking the cherry in his mouth.

“Good thing we’re in the back part of the bar.”

“Who gives a fuck, I’ve been photographed doing everything but having sex in public.”

“…and you’re proud of that,” Holly laughed as Mike silenced her by putting another cherry in her mouth.

Danielle moaned as Mike slowly licked around her belly button before sucking the alcohol in his mouth and sucking the cherry from her lips.

“How inappropriate,” someone said breaking both Holly and Mike out of their little world in the back of the bar, “You young people have no respect for anyone nowadays.”

“Oh grandma, you’re just jealous that I can make him hard without the help of Viagra.”

Mike buried his face in Holly’s shoulder to silence his laugh, “Young lady, I hope your mother knows that she gave birth to a little harlot.”

“Please grandma, your mother gave birth to a bitch.”

“How dare you,” the woman gasped, “I’m only fifty-five.”

“Fifty-five is the new ninety-five, you’ll be kicking the bucket soon, don’t worry.”

“Holly,” Mike choked trying not to laugh once again, “That’s enough!”

“I’m sure this pig of a man is just using you for sex, that’s what they all want.”

“Being the nymphomaniac that I am, he can use me for sex until he drains me dry. I’m always up for a good fuck from a hot man, speaking of which, come on Mike, I still haven’t given you that road head that I promised you.”

“Slut,” the woman muttered.

“If that makes me a slut for blowing this gorgeous man as we fly down the highway then so be it,” Holly smirked grabbing Mike’s hand and her wristlet before leading him out of the bar.

“What the fuck just happened,” he asked as they got in the car.

“Grandma started talking shit, so I put that bitch in her place, that’s what happened.”

Mike just shook his head and pulled out of the parking lot, “Where to now?”

“Just keep driving, I’ll tell you when to stop.”

“Why do I have a feeling you’re going to tell me to drive off of a cliff?”

“That’s only Jeff that I’d tell to do that.”

Mike laughed as they drove on the highway, “Take that exit,” Holly said pointing her finger to the Haddonfield exit where they crossed the Ben Franklin bridge into the small New Jersey town.

“Now where,” he asked.

“There’s a spot under the bridge where I always go to clear my head, we’ll pull in there.”

Mike followed Holly’s directions and he pulled into the parking space that was close to the water.

“Wow, it’s beautiful out here,” he said as he turned the car off.

“Yeah it is,” Holly sighed reclining her seat back.

Mike looked over and saw she had her eyes closed. Mike reclined his seat back and followed suit. Holly opened her eyes and climbed over Mike so that she was straddling him.

“What are you doing?”

“Something that Jeff and I have never done and something that has had me hot and bothered since the incident at the bar,” Holly said kissing him and Mike brought his seat up so that she was on his lap with her but against the steering wheel.

Mike wrapped his arms around her waist and started sucking on her neck before removing her shirt, “Fuck,” he said as he saw she wasn’t wearing a bra, “Are you trying to kill me?”

“That’s the idea,” Holly smirked hitting the button to recline Mike’s seat. Holly slid into the passenger seat and unzipped Mike’s pants. When his erection sprang free, Holly kiss the tip of his penis before she took him in her mouth.

“Oh God,” Mike groaned throwing his head back.

“MMM,” Holly moaned against him causing him to moan and grab her hair as he leaned up on his elbows to watch her suck him off.

“FUCK!”

“You like that,” she asked as his tip touched the back of her throat while she worked his balls with her hand.

“You’re so fucking sexy,” he said bucking his hips, “I want to fuck you!”

“Well then, fuck me,” she said pulling her panties down her legs from under her skirt before climbing over Mike. Mike reached in the console and grabbed a condom. Holly rolled it over his length before she lowered herself down onto him and Mike bucked his hips as she began riding him.

“MOTHERFUCKER,” Holly screamed, “Mike, you feel so good.”

“I could fuck you every day of the week and never get tired of it,” Mike said flipping them over so Holly was on the bottom.

Mike pulled out completely and thrusted back into Holly who screamed his name and Mike smirked as he sucked her neck, “You’re so fucking hot, you know that. I love it when you act like a slut.”

“Fuck you,” she smirked.

“Baby, what do you think I’m doing,” Mike whispered huskily as Holly clenched herself around him.

“I’m so close,” she whispered as Mike hit her gspot and reached between them to tweak her clit with his thumb.

“SHIT,” he screamed as Holly exploded all over him. Mike soon followed spilling into the condom before collapsing on Holly. Mike ran his fingers through Holly’s hair as they laid on top of one another in the Mercedes.

“That was amazing.” Holly smiled giving him a kiss.

“Come on; let’s get you home before Jeff calls the cops.”

Holly smiled as Mike sat in the passenger seat pulling on his pants and his shirt. Zipping her skirt, Mike told her to drive since she was already in the driver’s seat.

They pulled up in front of the house that Holly shared with Jeff. Mike walked Holly to the door and he ran his finger down her cheek before leaning in to kiss her. They were making out on the porch when Jeff opened the door, “What the fuck?”

Mike and Holly pulled away from each other, “Jeff, you ruin every fucking thing, don’t you?”

“Well, if you weren’t such a fucking whore,” he said as Holly slapped him before pushing him out of the way and going to her room.

“That was low dude,” Mike said.

“You want to talk about shit being low; how the fuck could you do this to me?”

“Do what to you?”

“How could you sleep with her?”

“The last time I checked, you two weren’t in a relationship.”

“Whatever,” Jeff said going to shut the door.

“Don’t forget we have practice tomorrow,” Mike said.

“Fuck you and fuck practice,” Jeff replied slamming the door in Mike’s face.

“Motherfucker,” he heard Mike say as he locked the door and walked towards Holly’s room.

“Come on Holly, talk to me,” Jeff said standing in front of the door.

“Leave me alone, please,” she said, “Just fucking let me cool off for a while.”

“Holly, just listen.”

“I’m not listening to anything that you have to say. You’re a fucking douche bag.”

“I’m done trying,” Jeff said walking away from the door.

“I swear to God as soon as I find another apartment, I’m fucking moving out. I don’t want to live here with you anymore.”

“Good because I don’t want to live with you either!”

An hour later, Jeff was ranting to RJ and Ben over the Xbox headset about how he and Holly had gotten into an argument about her sleeping with Richie. Both Ben and RJ agreed that he was overreacting and neither one of them were afraid to tell him that he was acting like a teenager.

“You should just talk to her,” RJ said, “Go into her room, sit on the bed next to her and tell her how you feel.”

“RJ, you’re a pussy,” Ben fired back.

“TOUCHDOWN,” Jeff screamed causing the men to groan.

“Back to the subject at hand,” RJ said, “I mean even though she’s your fuck buddy or something, she’s still a human being.”

“You’re right,” Jeff said, “I’ll see you guys tomorrow at practice.”

Jeff turned the game off and walked down to Holly’s room. Not bothering to knock since he knew she was probably sleeping, Jeff slipped into the room and closed the door behind him.

Holly was facing the door and Jeff took the opportunity to slip in bed next to her. Running his fingers down her arm, Jeff rubbed her cheek with his hand before placing a light kiss on her lips.

“Jeff,” she murmured, “Get out and let me sleep.”

“I’m sorry, Holly,” he said as she turned and faced the window.

“Get out,” she said again but Jeff refused and put his arm around her waist and pulled her into him.

“I didn’t mean to call you a slut, you’re right; you’re free to sleep with whoever you want.”

“Jeff, you and I both know that you have fucked everyone and their mother, literally. I don’t know why you are mad that I slept with Mike. I’m going to sleep on the couch.”

“No, you are not,” Jeff said pulling her tightly against him placing a kiss on the back of her neck.

“Just let me sleep,” she said pushing his arm off of her, “You can stay here but don’t touch me.”

Jeff sighed and moved away from Holly. Lying on his back, he stared up at the ceiling for what felt like forever before falling asleep. Jeff felt movement next to him and Holly put her head on his chest before putting her arm over his stomach. Jeff kissed her forehead and pulled her in close to him.

If having sex with her was a sin then Jeff was sure he was going to hell but he knew he was going to have to accept that one day, he would not be the only man in her life and would have to give her up but right now he was living in the moment, which to him was the sweetest sin.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Chapter 1-Me+you 2=3

Jeff Carter placed his hands on the familiar curves of a blonde he became used to over the past four years. The blonde he was dancing with was Holly, his former neighbor and now roommate, if you wanted to call her that. They were neighbors for three years before Jeff bought his condo in Old City and asked her to move in with him, when Holly agreed, Jeff had someone to come home to so he could relieve his frustrations on the ice.

Jeff and Holly weren’t together romantically, but they were physical with each other. Soon after meeting, they started a friends with benefits relationship. Jeff would come home after a win or a loss and fulfill his every fantasy that he had ever had about a woman with Holly. Whether it was tying her up, having sex in a jacuzzi, or against the picture window, Jeff did it and he loved every minute of it.

Never once did Holly complain, she loved sex just as much as Jeff did. Neither one of them were committed to having sex with just each other. Both of them had their fair share of sexual partners but none of their conquests could satisfy their needs quite like they could.

“I want you, right now,” Jeff whispered in Holly’s ear as they continued dancing. She could smell the whiskey on his breath and it was turning her on knowing that even though they were drunk, they were turning each other on.

“It’s a public place, Jeffy,” she slurred as Mike Richards walked over to them.

“How about I take you into the bathroom up by the VIP room and you can put your pretty mouth on my cock and suck me off until I see stars.”

“Mmm,” Holly moaned, “I loved to but I have other things on my mind tonight.”

“Really,” Jeff smirked as Mike got closer.

“I’ve been really thinking about how badly I’ve wanted to fuck the two of you at the same time. What do you say that you make it happen? I’ve done all of your fantasies, but not once have you done mine.”

“I’m not gay,” Jeff said offended, “No way!”

“Come on, imagine how hot it will be while you fuck me from behind as I suck his dick. I’ll be screaming your name while pleasing your best friend.”

Jeff gulped loudly and Holly felt him get hard as she turned around and rubbed herself against his crotch causing him to groan as Mike finally stepped in front of them.

“We’re ready to go,” Mike said, “Danny’s driving since he’s the DD tonight.

“You’re dancing with me first, Captain,” Holly said pulling him in front of her. Jeff went to back away and leave the two of them alone when she pulled him against her back as she began grinding on Mike.

Mike smirked and put his hands on her waist as the three of them danced together, “What do you say Jeff? Is merrier the more tonight,” she asked seductively as she turned around and grabbed his crotch giving him a kiss.

“Let’s get the hell out of here,” he said, “Bring Richards with you.”

Jeff headed for the door where other members of the Flyers were currently gathering to leave. Holly grabbed Mike’s hand and drug him to the door.

“Where are we going,” he asked.

“Back to mine and Jeff’s place for some fun,” she whispered in his ear grazing his earlobe with her teeth and Mike rushed for the door with her.

“You three be good now,” Danny said, “Sleep this shit off.”

“Whatever,” Jeff said slamming the door as they stumbled up the driveway giggling and laughing like drunken college kids.

“Are you sure you’re okay with me sleeping with her,” Mike asked Jeff, “I know she’s your girl and all.”

“She wants a three some, me fucking her from behind while she blows you.”

Mike gulped as Jeff locked the door behind them, “Jeff,” Holly called from down the hall, “Are you coming or what?”

“I’ll be coming shortly, don’t worry,” he smirked cockily as he removed his jacket and his shoes. Mike followed suit and followed Jeff down the hall to his bedroom where Holly was kneeling in the middle of the bed in one of Jeff’s shirts.

“What do we do now,” Mike asked not sure of what to do. He was very well experienced when it came to sex but he was a rookie when it came to threesomes.

“Both of you, take your pants off and fuck me,” Holly demanded throwing the t-shirt to the floor. Mike was the first one to make a move as he stripped out of his clothes quickly before jumping on top of her on the bed. His lips locked with hers and she ran her hands down his stomach and grasped his throbbing erection in her hand, “Fuck me right now, Mike,” she demanded as he entered her not caring if Jeff was still standing there not doing anything but just watching the both of them.

Mike groaned as he entered her and she hissed digging her nails into his back. Jeff pushed him away from her knowing this wasn’t part of the deal and he flipped her over and entered her from behind. Mike knelt down in front of her face and she took him in her mouth. Jeff groaned as he watched her sucking Mike off while jerking him off at the same time wishing it was him she was doing it too but he got the sweetest part of it all by just being in her.

“Holly, I’m so close,” Mike groaned as Holly moaned when Jeff hit her g-spot.

Mike came and Holly swallowed every last drop of what he released and Jeff was close to finishing up. Mike sat watching his best friend fuck Holly and he cursed Jeff for being so lucky and having someone regularly to fuck that was just as freaky as he was.

“FUCK HOLLY,” Jeff screamed as Holly clamped herself around his cock.

“I’m so fucking close,” she moaned looking up at Mike and taking his hands as she came moaning Jeff’s name as loud as she possibly could. Jeff collapsed on top of her kissing the back of her neck as Holly placed feather kisses on Mike’s chest.

The three of them passed out not long after, the alcohol finally overtaking the adrenaline from the erotic experience that the three of them had just experienced together.

Holly woke up the next day with Jeff’s arm around her waist. She reached for Mike who had fallen asleep in the bed with them but he wasn’t there. She heard the shower on in Jeff’s room and she slowly removed Jeff’s arm from around her and walked over to the bathroom. She reached into her purse and took her birth control pill that she took every morning and walked into the bathroom.

She smirked as she saw Mike’s naked frame behind the glass, she opened the door and got in behind him.

“Hey,” she said startling him as he turned around.

“Hi,” he smiled suddenly feeling awkward.

“Sorry about Jeff pushing you away last night,” she said running her hands down his chest towards his morning wood.

“It’s okay,”

“It’s not very fair that he got to have all of the fun last night,” Holly said leaning up to kiss Mike.

Mike wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her to him, “Then let me show you what I planned on doing to you,” he whispered huskily dropping to his knees and licking her heat.

“Mike,” she hissed throwing her head back against the wall, “FUCK,” she screamed as he sucked on her bud.

“Tell me what you want,” he demanded as he inserted his fingers inside of her.

“I want you inside of me, right now,” she moaned as Mike went to work with his tongue.

Mike smirked as he made her come with his mouth. Lifting her up, she wrapped her legs around his waist and he entered her swiftly.

“I don’t have a condom,” he suddenly realized stopping for a second.

“I’m on the pill, I just took it before I came in here,” Holly said grinding herself against Mike encouraging him to keep going.

“Ask and you shall receive,” he said pulling out of her completely before thrusting back in causing her to dig her nails into his skin. Mike hissed in pain but it was quickly taken over by the pleasure he was getting from fucking Holly.

“Faster,” she moaned as Mike picked up the pace.

“You feel so good, Holly,” Mike groaned biting her shoulder.

“FUCK,” she screamed as her walls clamped around Mike, “Oh God!”

Mike felt himself spill inside of her and she went to slide down the wall, “Oh God, Holly,” he said holding her in place.

“If we woke Jeff up, he’s going to be so pissed.”

Mike laughed kissing her forehead as they finished showering before getting dressed to head over to Ben Eager’s house for the Philadelphia Eagles vs. Minnesota Vikings game.

“Favre, really,” Mike asked as Holly got in the car.

“Yeah, Favre! Do you have a fucking problem with that,” she asked and Mike shook his head no.

“So, Jeff’s pissed,” Mike said, “He refused to take a shower this morning, and he used the one in your room because he said we contaminated his shower and we were inconsiderate.”

“He always finds something to bitch about,” she replied, “He’s a fucking diva.”

“Notice how we’re both ready to go and in the car and he’s still fucking getting dressed.”

“He’s going to be late for his own funeral, I swear.”

Mike and Holly made small talk about her job that she had just started at one of the hospitals in Philadelphia. Jeff got into the car fifteen minutes later and scowled at both Mike and Holly who were laughing.

“It’s about time, diva,” Holly joked causing Mike to laugh but Jeff didn’t find it funny.

“Yeah, well the next time you two decide to fuck in the shower, how about using Holly’s instead of mine. I have to hire a fucking hazmat crew to clean it.”

“Stop being overdramatic,” Holly said, “Better yet, don’t talk to me the rest of the day. I can’t fucking stand you sometimes.”

“Whatever,” Jeff said, “Fuck you!”

Mike sat in the passenger side of the car and smiled apologetically at Holly who looked like she was ready to cry at any minute.

They arrived at Ben’s house in Haddonfield, New Jersey and Holly quickly got out of the car. Slamming the door behind her, she headed up the driveway.

“You really pissed her off,” Mike said watching her.

“She’ll get over it,” Jeff shrugged following him.

Mike knocked on the door as he reached where Holly was and Ben opened the door, “Well, look who decided to show up.”

“We wouldn’t have been late if Jeff would stop acting like such a bitch.”

Ben laughed as Holly stormed past him and flopped down on the vacant couch. Jeff sat down next to her, as did Mike.

“Are we missing something here,” Ben smirked causing everybody to look at them, “All three of you have hickeys on your neck.”

“What the fuck are you looking at,” Jeff barked causing everybody to snap their heads back in the direction of the TV.

Derian Hatcher arrived after halftime his wife and five kids. The Vikings were winning, which gave Holly bragging rights in front of all of the guys.

“Stop yelling,” Holly said rubbing her head that was still throbbing because she was hungover despite all of the Advil that she had taken.

“It’s not our fault that you got drunk and fucked both Richie and Carts,” Ben said causing Derian to yell.

“Watch your mouth around the kids, please? I don’t need them repeating everything that you say.”

Ben apologized while rolling his eyes before his Rottweiler, Bruiser jumped up between Jeff and Holly.

“Fat bastard,” Jeff muttered as the dog maneuvered his way in between them. He pushed Jeff and Holly farther apart. Jeff watched as she got tired and laid her head on Mike’s shoulder.

“Your dog is a motherfucking fat ass cocksucker,” Jeff told Ben causing him to laugh and shoo the dog off of the couch.

“He has feelings too,” Ben said holding him by the collar in front of Jeff, “Now give him a kiss and tell him that you are sorry.”

“Fuck no, I’m not kissing a dog.”

“I think if you don’t kiss him, Holly won’t fuck you anymore. I’m still jealous that the two of you fucked her last night. Richie, how was the threesome?”

“What’s a threesome,” Chase, Derian’s oldest son asked.

“Eager, what the hell did I say about your mouth in front of my kids. Nothing Chase, go play videogames upstairs with Kelton.

“Okay,” Chase said defeated walking up the stairs to Ben’s room where his brother was playing PS3.

“How the hell did you find out,” Jeff asked Ben as the two of them went to the kitchen to get more beer.

“I’m not stupid,” Ben smiled, “I may be stupid but come on, Richie is wearing your shirt and his jeans from last night and all three of you have hickeys on your neck. You are one lucky son of a bitch.”

Jeff rolled his eyes, “Whatever, it’s not happening again.”

“Worst experience of my life, I have to wear this fucker’s clothes.”

“At least I gave you a shirt and a toothbrush, I could have made it obvious to everybody that you fucked Holly just like I did.”

“You two sound gay.”

“This is why I didn’t want to do it in the first place.”

“Let’s just forget it ever happened, Eags, please just keep your mouth shut and don’t tell anyone else or so help me God, I’ll have you traded,” Mike warned.

“Whatever,” Ben said leaving the kitchen.

“I’m going to head back to my place since I left my car here last night,” Mike said, “Are you okay?”

“Yeah, I’m fine,” Jeff lied shaking his hand, “I’ll see you at practice tomorrow.”

Mike left and Jeff walked back into the living room and sat back on the couch next to Holly. As Jeff looked at her, he vowed to punish her for what she made him do. Jeff finished watching the game with a smirk on his face thinking of his next fantasy and all of the things he wanted to do to Holly to make up for the hell she had put him through the previous night.